Monday, February 20, 2006

.Introduction.
yes yes am finally back to update my blog because i guess its kinda boring if you were to see the same thing over and over again in the web so yeah its time to update specially to you guys to read what am going through these few days!! haha. i guess it wont take long or maybe not but still just have the patient to be still and read the whole thing and imagine you were me alright? haha then you will experience me for that few days. its not easy to be javan. whoops, ego. hehs.
lemme brief you guys abit. i just came back from my outfield camp which they say its H.E.L.L which i think its so very true. so yeah. for those who darnoe what is outfield (sorry arhs. you should know who you are. nyurknyruk.). outfield is a 1 week event out in the jungle with your unfriendly insects of many kind to be with you throughout. its more like a simulation for war time. its really stupid if you come to think of it. but lucky for me i only went through 5 days of hell. haha. so lemme explain everything detail out:
Day 1 of hell:
alright. day 1 was pretty ok in the starting. we pack everything to our field pack and took a bus to sft (singapore ferry terminal) and went to take a ferry to p.tekong. slept in the ferry cusx it was air condition and yes its my first time going to that place which i heard so much about it. i didnt bother about the timing so yeah. we reached there and it was like downtown east. hahaha. freaking lookalike chalet. well built and structure as well. hmmms. then we routemarch to our campsite which is around 4km? darnoe either. it was too tired to think i guess haha. so we went to this splendid tree plantation place which all trees are grown in rows! so cool! it wasnt messy but neat i should say. so yeah. settle down at that place and we build our sick barshal if it spells like that. haha. building that shit was hell because we were given timing and its my first time doing it and its like what the hell larhs. i darnoe whats going on but still manage to complete in time. my buddy is one weird arse. darnoe whats wrong with him. haha. then we did some file formation stuff. file formation is like the formation when you walking in the forest. its like a zig-zag formation but still you walk in 2s. stupid one larhs. then so and so for. the food ration was crap. i almost laugh my arse out when i saw it. HAHAHA. imagine this. the food is in the packet and you squeeze out the food using your hand. hahahaha. freaking funny shit. when it comes to night, we had our powder bath!!! funny like hell larhs. every part of your body must be white including your face and everything and when you snap your underpants, its a for sure theres this puff of powder fluttering out. hahaha. ok that was day 1.
day 2 of hell:
actually i cant reallie remember what i had for day 2. i guess its the same as day 1. its more like a revision and you must be on camo everyday. sucks right? its disgusting but then we didnt bother that much as days go pass. OH YARHS! i saw many kind of insects in day 2. theres this grasshopper freaking duper mega big. its a length from your wrist to half of your palm. its like OMG SO BIG! then theres brown ones and so much more which i cant remember. but still its something new to experience life in jungle. which i think it sucks badly can? hahahas. so day 2 theres nothing much. then i slept in my barshal and its pretty squeezy. oh yarhs. i remember doing santry hahaha. guard duty. yeah. i halt my OC LEH!!! omg! i was like "oh shit. am i gonna die tmrw?" haha. its reallie fun then my sir saw me doing guard duty so he offer me a chair to sit and guard at the same time haha. his quite welfare at times. ok done for day 2.
day 3 of hell:
day 3 i reported sick to m.o because i darnoe whats wrong with my cough larhs. i cough like shit last night till i cant reallie sleep well and my tailbone is aching. funny weird stuff. then i went to the m.o and theres this uncle inside damn attitude. i went in with my boots, cusx i think it was quite dirty then the uncle said "no dirty boots and wash your face theres camo on it." in a action manner larhs. then my medic and i were kinda pissed off by his actions so just go wash lorhs. i went to room 3 and the doctor is SUPER fast. within a minute he write all the status and everything already. i was like "wah lao. so different from my camp!" haha utterly cool. then yeah went back to my site and saw my section doing the same thing over again. quite fun actually and the weather there is HORRIBLE. super hott!!! barhs.
day 4 of hell:
day 4 was expected to be a negative surprise. we were sleeping halfway when suddenly theres a thunder blast which is the sign of enemy contacted. so we hurried everything like keeping our barshal and everything to evacuate. but then in the end the whole company got tekan except those who are excused. the company got tekan till sunrise. thats bad. reallie bad. then we went to another place and dig our shell scrap. that was one big hell. i dig till like i never sweat before. i sweat from outside till inside. what the heck right? then it wasnt reallie completed. i dig dig dig till my palm ache and all my candles were used up and all the nonsense larhs. my body ache like nuts. barhs. then we still have to sleep on it which means YES you sleep on the sand! then i have to protect my gun and all while sleeping and protect myself from getting any insects bite so yeah i protected everything well! =D no confinement for me!
day 5 ending of hell:
we woke up and complete whats left with our shell scrap and so we completed it. then after completing we still have to dig our fire trench. that was another hell as well. very wah lao larhs the whole thing. but then our morale was pretty good cusx we're going back to mainland so yeah we were pretty alright on the 5th day! so dig already then completed it. then head off to mainland and that i know IT ENDED!! the main event of army ENDED! and everyone survived it well so yeah. totally cool about it. alright . i shall stop here already.
conclusion:
once you are in the army, you will learn that during your civiliance days you take alot of things for granted. even those minor detail in the everyday thing you do. you wont notice it but once you are in the army you will realise and you will realise more if you are in outfield. you will have homesick and more. those food in hawker centre and not to mention restaurant. haha so yeah. take care everyone! and please date me out if you got the time! =D cusx am free!!!!!

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